Me: I need a bigger shoe budget. For Lil' Fella.
Husband: Why? You don't even CARE about shoes!
Me: Yeah, for me! Look at these shoes! THEY HAVE OWLS! THEY'RE ADORABLE!
Husband: Honey- those shoes don't even come in Lil' Fella's size.
Me: Well we also need to have another little girl.