Thursday, August 13, 2015

On the other hand...

So, Husband has been on prednisone treatment for the past couple months. He had a follow up visit with his doctor today.

Doctor: So how have the side effects been?
Husband: Well, I've gained a few pounds.
Doctor: Well, a few pounds is manageable. How about mood swings?
Husband: *thought bubble* Fucking manageable? Fuck you, twat! You're a skinny ass fucker telling my fat ass to deal with it! Fuck you! I hate your face and I want to see it on fucking fire!
"My moods are fine."