Me: Damn it! Where is my bra, Honey?!
Husband: I don't know! I just stuffed all your clothes in the bag and brought them up!
I continued to rummage through the bag until I found a bra rolled in a shirt, stuffed in some pants and got dressed
Husband: Did you find it?
Me: No, I'm going braless. Do you think the guys will stare at my tits all day?
Husband: They stare at your tits all day anyway. It's what we do.
