Sunday, April 19, 2015

Google Suggestions

ending of a very long conversation about our weight loss goals

Me: Well, you do you, honey.

Husband: I'll do me.


Three times a week.

Me: For your prostate health.

Husband: Right. I'm gonna google that.


Google should know me well enough by now to know that when I type in "masturbation" it shouldn't suggest "is a sin" to finish it!

BTW- in case you were wondering, a man who ejaculates 21 times per month enjoys a 33% reduction in prostate cancer compared to a man who only ejaculates 4-7 times a month.