My sister and brother-in-law are stationed in Germany and they adopted a cat named Mr. Scruffles while over there. He's a killer.
Me: I told her she should bring Mr. Scruffles here when they come visit next month so he can take care of our massive chipmunk population. She said no.
Husband: Well it would probably be stressful on the lil fella. Hey wait! Scruffles is a German cat, isn't he? When they move back here they're going to bring him and he's going to run out and hook up with some harlot American feral cat and then they're going to drop a bunch of anchor babies so he can stay! THIS CANNOT STAND!
Me: It's ok, Honey, Scruffles is neutered.