Saturday, July 20, 2013

Zero Dark Thirty: Tickling Version

Husband and I were laying in bed when Lil Fella came in to snuggle.

Me: Why is there crayon on your lip?

Lil Fella: I don't know!

Me: Were you eating crayons?

Lil Fella: No! I promise!

Husband: Let's tickleboard her!

Lil Fella: (High pitched shriek) No! I WASN'T EATING CRAYONS! I SWEAR!!!!!

Husband: Looks like she needs more tickling! Where is Osama bin Laden?! Who is Abu Ahmed?! 

Lil Fella: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE! I DIDN'T EAT ANY CRAYONS!

Husband: When you lie to us, we tickle you! 

Lil Fella: I'm not lying! I promise!

Husband: You'll break, Lil Fella, every one breaks eventually.