Me: Why is there crayon on your lip?
Lil Fella: I don't know!
Me: Were you eating crayons?
Lil Fella: No! I promise!
Husband: Let's tickleboard her!
Lil Fella: (High pitched shriek) No! I WASN'T EATING CRAYONS! I SWEAR!!!!!
Husband: Looks like she needs more tickling! Where is Osama bin Laden?! Who is Abu Ahmed?!
Lil Fella: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE! I DIDN'T EAT ANY CRAYONS!
Husband: When you lie to us, we tickle you!
Lil Fella: I'm not lying! I promise!
Husband: You'll break, Lil Fella, every one breaks eventually.
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