Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Snow Day

Me: Everything is closed. You can go back to sleep.

Husband: Is my school closed?

Me: Yep, well morning classes anyway.

Husband: Is Lil' Fella's school closed?

Me: Yep.

Husband: Is Home Depot closed?

Me: Well, I'm pretty sure Home Depot will be open... why?

Husband: Do they deliver Mexicans? I don't feel like clearing the driveway.

Me: I don't think so. You'd have to go all the way to Lorain at least and even then, you'd probably get Puerto Ricans.