Me: Everything is closed. You can go back to sleep.
Husband: Is my school closed?
Me: Yep, well morning classes anyway.
Husband: Is Lil' Fella's school closed?
Husband: Is Home Depot closed?
Me: Well, I'm pretty sure Home Depot will be open... why?
Husband: Do they deliver Mexicans? I don't feel like clearing the driveway.
Me: I don't think so. You'd have to go all the way to Lorain at least and even then, you'd probably get Puerto Ricans.