Me: My sister is coming over to take us to the park.
Husband: Shit, I better put some pants on then.
Me: Why? She can't see you in your sleep shorts?
Husband: I don't want her to see my balls!
Me: They come to your knees!
Husband: I know! I'm getting older you know! It happens to the best of us.
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Math
Husband: See this- this is the kind of math I like. The kind that doesn't involve actual math.
Me: mmhmm
Husband: You know that's the reason I never went in to video game design or computers right?
Me: Why? Because you hate math?
Husband: Yeah, and those are all math.
Me: Well honey, you shouldn't let math get in the way of your dreams. You make math your bitch!
Husband: You know, I tried that. I really did. Then math said bend over.
Me: LOL
Husband: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
Me: mmhmm
Husband: You know that's the reason I never went in to video game design or computers right?
Me: Why? Because you hate math?
Husband: Yeah, and those are all math.
Me: Well honey, you shouldn't let math get in the way of your dreams. You make math your bitch!
Husband: You know, I tried that. I really did. Then math said bend over.
Me: LOL
Husband: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
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