Thursday, June 12, 2014


Husband: See this- this is the kind of math I like. The kind that doesn't involve actual math.

Me: mmhmm

Husband: You know that's the reason I never went in to video game design or computers right?

Me: Why? Because you hate math?

Husband: Yeah, and those are all math.

Me: Well honey, you shouldn't let math get in the way of your dreams. You make math your bitch!

Husband: You know, I tried that. I really did. Then math said bend over.


Husband: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.