Husband: See this- this is the kind of math I like. The kind that doesn't involve actual math.
Husband: You know that's the reason I never went in to video game design or computers right?
Me: Why? Because you hate math?
Husband: Yeah, and those are all math.
Me: Well honey, you shouldn't let math get in the way of your dreams. You make math your bitch!
Husband: You know, I tried that. I really did. Then math said bend over.
Husband: Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.