Saturday, June 14, 2014

Short Pants

Me: My sister is coming over to take us to the park.

Husband: Shit, I better put some pants on then.

Me: Why? She can't see you in your sleep shorts?

Husband: I don't want her to see my balls!

Me: They come to your knees!

Husband: I know! I'm getting older you know! It happens to the best of us.