Chloroform

Husband: GOD!!!!!!  Google sucks! How can I not find "how much chloroform is safe for a baby"

Me: LOL

you.
are.
horrible.

Husband: YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME GOOGLE!!!!!! I bet Bing knows!

I mean JESUS!  What did you give this kid?  A pot of coffee and a few lines of coke?

Me: LOL no. Titty milk. I didn't even have any caffeine since it was 4:45 AM. You just think about that for a minute while you're crying about being awake at 8.......... I was up at 4:45 AM to feed the baby and then got back up at 5:30 to get ready for work.

Husband: and went to bed at like 11.

Me: mmhmm 11:30!