Husband: GOD!!!!!! Google sucks! How can I not find "how much chloroform is safe for a baby"
Husband: YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME GOOGLE!!!!!! I bet Bing knows!
I mean JESUS! What did you give this kid? A pot of coffee and a few lines of coke?
Me: LOL no. Titty milk. I didn't even have any caffeine since it was 4:45 AM. You just think about that for a minute while you're crying about being awake at 8.......... I was up at 4:45 AM to feed the baby and then got back up at 5:30 to get ready for work.
Husband: and went to bed at like 11.
Me: mmhmm 11:30!