Shit My Husband Said
My husband says a lot of funny shit. He keeps our life interesting!
Wednesday, September 10, 2014
Me: Look! I got cute new crocs today!
Husband: I didn't know those were crocs. I guess you never want to have sex again.
Me: Um, the black shoes I've been wearing for two years are crocs.
Husband: Shit, then clearly our son does not exist. Because this:
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