I bought Husband an inflatable Darth Vader as an impulse buy on Black Friday this year. We're doing the outside decor this week so he tested him out in the kitchen.
Husband: Look honey! It's a giant inflatable Darth Vader penis!
Me: No it's not, it looks like Darth Vader.
Husband: No look, see, his feet are the balls his body is the shaft and his head and helmet is the head!
Me: Maybe if you squint.
Husband: OK, so where do you want him? In the bedroom for sexy time?
Me: Why would I want an inflatable Darth Vader watching me during sexy time?
Husband: Mood lighting! From his light saber!