Shakira

I was trying to stretch out my pelvis to relieve some of the pain when Lil Fella walked in and asked me what I was doing.

Me: My pelvis hurts honey, I'm trying to stretch it out.

Husband: Yeah, you know, before Mommy was pregnant with you she could move her hips like Shakira!

Me: HAHAHA, you know that's a lie. Show her a Shakira video.

Husband: I don't think that's appropriate for a 5 year old!

Me: It's just dancing, she's seen the latin dancers on So You Think You Can Dance.

Husband: I had to stop watching Shakira videos back in AIT.

Me: Why?

Husband: Shakira videos lead to spontaneous masturbation!