Friday, August 2, 2013

Money Woes

Husband: I'm thinking your brother and I should go donate sperm so we can buy booze.  Good idea or bad idea?

Me: Go for it.

Husband: Well, I just realized that our bro-lo is going to be here and he's never had Cleveland whisky. He needs to try some.

Me: Has the VA sent you your "Sorry for fucking up your life!" money yet?

Husband: No, and I need that money for reasons. Anyway, I don't know where a sperm bank is, and I'm pretty sure I'd be arrested for going door to door trying to sell it.  No soliciting laws and what not....  I guess that idea is out.