Husband: I'm thinking your brother and I should go donate sperm so we can buy booze. Good idea or bad idea?
Me: Go for it.
Husband: Well, I just realized that our bro-lo is going to be here and he's never had Cleveland whisky. He needs to try some.
Me: Has the VA sent you your "Sorry for fucking up your life!" money yet?
Husband: No, and I need that money for reasons. Anyway, I don't know where a sperm bank is, and I'm pretty sure I'd be arrested for going door to door trying to sell it. No soliciting laws and what not.... I guess that idea is out.