Me: I put Lil Fella's school calendar right here on the fridge so you can know at a glance the days she has off and the days that there is stuff we have to do.
Husband: We're not doing any of that extra stuff.
Me: Yes we are, I told you, we're going to make a concerted effort to stop being the antisocial assholes of her school.
Husband: I never agreed to that. I'm perfectly happy being an antisocial asshole!