Tuesday, August 20, 2013


Husband: Oh my god, I am so glad I checked that before hitting send.

Me: Hm?

Husband: I was sending BFF a text and before I sent it I double checked and I was actually sending it to our neighbor.

I'm pretty sure she would be offend if I called her "Fuckface", "Fatass" or told her to eat a bag of dicks.

Me: Yeah... probably.