Husband: No Kazi! I'm not giving you my bacon!
Me: Yeah Kazi, I'm here, he can't spoil you rotten.
Husband: I do NOT give that cat bacon! You give them bacon one time and they're addicted!
Me: Lol, yeah like how they come running when any can gets opened?
Husband: From there is just one step away from hanging out under bridges, blowing other cats to get his fix. I will not do that to him! NO SIR!