Husband has been proudly showing me how holey his underwear are getting because he knows it makes me crazy and apparently making me crazy is his hobby. So while he was out of town this weekend I bought him some new underwear.
Me: So I see you're trying out your new underpants. How are they?
Husband: Well... they're fine...
Me: What's wrong with them?
Husband: I'm really out of my comfort zone here, honey.
Me: What? They're boxer briefs!
Husband: They're GREEN!
Me: Oh right, I forgot, you can only wear blue, black or gray. So what about those red ones in the pack?
Husband: NO. RIGHT OUT.