I got a box of party supplies for Lil Fella's pirate themed birthday party today.
Me: So here's some pirate swords and eye patches...
Husband: HEY! You know what we should do?! We should have a Somalian pirate party!
Me: OMG honey you're crazy.
Husband: YEAH! We'll send all this stuff back and when they get here we'll open the door in black-face and be like "What? What kind of pirates do you think are around today?!"
Then we'll steal their cars and hold their kids for ransom!
This is going to be the best party ever!