Husband: So Lil' Fella got the chair today at school.
Me: Ooo, first time this year... what did she do this time?
Husband: She had to sit there because she was hugging her friends. "Because she loves them. And they needed a hug. That's not bad. I love my friends and have to hug them as hard as I can." Well she got the chair because when the teachers told her to "STOP FUCKING HUGGING EVERYONE YOU GOD DAMN CREEPER!" she wouldn't stop.
Ok, I may have paraphrased that last part.
Me: LOL, I have a hard time picturing The World's Most Patient Teacher saying that.
Husband: Really? She tells me that every morning when I get out of my car and hug all the "hot" moms.
Me: LOL! Oh honey...
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