Monday, June 10, 2013

6.10.13

Husband and I were discussing my shitty week at work due to immature, irritating people who can't communicate effectively

Me: When she's ready to apologize for calling me a liar, then we can kiss and make up, until then all I want is "Yes, it's approved" or "No, fix this."

Husband: Yeah.

*pause*

Is she hot?

Me: No, she's old enough to be my mom.

Husband: Well, you're only allowed to do lesbian stuff if A) I get to watch or 2) She's hot.