Husband and I were discussing my shitty week at work due to immature, irritating people who can't communicate effectively
Me: When she's ready to apologize for calling me a liar, then we can kiss and make up, until then all I want is "Yes, it's approved" or "No, fix this."
Is she hot?
Me: No, she's old enough to be my mom.
Husband: Well, you're only allowed to do lesbian stuff if A) I get to watch or 2) She's hot.