Thursday, June 20, 2013

On NuSkin

(Puts Nu Skin on his missing fingertip)

Husband: OH HOLY FUCK BALLS THAT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!

(Whines and cries for a few minutes)

You know, if we started putting that on Lil Fella every time she got an "owie" she'd stop asking for bandaids...

Me: mmhmm

Husband: Lil Fella do you need a bandaid? and she'd be like "NO! IT'S FINE!"  and I'd be like "But honey, you're arm's been amputated!"

Me: LOL, good idea honey.