Husband: I tried to call your mom to see if she can watch Lil Fella tomorrow while I run up to school and work everything out for the summer semester but she didn't answer.
Me: Yeah, I'm sure she was outside.
Husband: I don't even know why I bothered, it's way too nice of a day for your mom to be inside.
Me: Well, unless she's still feeling sick.
Husband: No. Even if her innards were literally falling out, she would duct tape them back in and get back to work.
Me: Yeah... that's probably true, where do you think I get it from?