On HIS Underwear

Husband: So I was looking at getting some new underwear and I think I found the most amazing underwear ever of all time.

First off, I love how I'm looking at fatty underwear and the model in the picture is all ripped and I'm like "YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I LOOK LIKE!"

So anyway I found these underwear and they're black with yellow trim and a batman logo, but wait, they have a cape in the back. I don't think they're meant to be worn under clothes.

Me: LOL, probably not.

Husband: It's ok thought, you have sexy time underwear so if I get these they can be my sexy time underwear. I'll come running in to the room in nothing but these underwear signing DA NA NA NA NA NA NA..... BATMAN!!!

Eh? Eh? Doing anything for you?!?