Husband: GAH! SHUT UP! YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!
(found and made Clocky shut up)
9 minutes later I heard Clocky going off so I went to find it...
Husband: KILLIT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
Me: Sorry honey, I've got it.
Husband: That fucking alarm clock is evil.
P.S. Last week, it ran away all the way under the bed and I couldn't get it and I was damn near in tears because of that alarm clock. It is fucking evil.
But it wakes me up.