On our next spawn

Husband: I have a great idea for a shirt our next kid, or whatever you call that sock thing you stick them in.

Me: A onesie?

Husband: Yeah that. So the shirt would have a big ass blue ribbon on it. On the ribbon it would have a 1st place thing on it. The ribbon would read "Congratulations!! 1st place in fastest sperm contest 2013"

Me: LOL, I'm sure I could make that work.