Sunday, May 5, 2013

On May holidays

Me: I got cards for your mom and my mom today.

Husband: For what?

Me: Really honey? What holiday is coming up next?

Husband: Well yesterday was May the Fourth... today is Cinqo De Mayo... tomorrow is Revenge of the Sixth...

Me: For moms!

Husband: Well it is national masturbation month but I didn't think you sent cards for that.

Me: You sir, are absurd.

Husband: Is Memorial Day next or is it Labor Day.

Me: Mother's Day you tool!

Husband: No really, which is next Memorial Day or Labor Day? I always get them confused and I never know when I can wear my white pants.