Saturday, May 25, 2013

On poppies

Husband: You planted these things just to torture me didn't you.

Me: What things? Oh, the poppies? No they were here when we moved in. What's wrong with them?

Husband: Well, I just want you to be careful. Poppies hide cobras.

Me: LOL, this is Ohio honey, we don't have cobras.

Husband: Except in poppies.

Me: Ok, I'll be careful.

Husband: 100% of the cobras I've seen in the wild are hiding in poppies. Just keep that in mind.