Husband: You planted these things just to torture me didn't you.
Me: What things? Oh, the poppies? No they were here when we moved in. What's wrong with them?
Husband: Well, I just want you to be careful. Poppies hide cobras.
Me: LOL, this is Ohio honey, we don't have cobras.
Husband: Except in poppies.
Me: Ok, I'll be careful.
Husband: 100% of the cobras I've seen in the wild are hiding in poppies. Just keep that in mind.