Thursday, May 16, 2013

Random thoughts

Husband: So how did you get deep fried by that shitty ball of light in the sky?

Me: Hoeing

Husband: Lol, well honey try not to be such a hoe sometimes and you won't get burned.

Me: Well I had to hoe over the whole garden expansion. It was a lot.

Husband: Lol, you're such a hoe.

Oh, I found another tree I want to buy. A fruit salad tree (yes it's a real thing)

Me: Those are just grafted branches, there's nothing all that special about them.

Husband: SONOFABITCH! THE INTERNETS LIED TO ME?!