Husband: I can't find my Scrabble app on FB.
Me: Did you block it?
Husband: No, I don't think so... wait there it is. WTF! Use of the Scrabble app has been restricted!
Me: Hmm, must be by your company.
Husband: Well now I don't feel bad for what I did to them yesterday.
Me: Oh no. What did you do now?
Husband: Well there was a big sandstorm coming and everyone ran out to look at it (like they've never seen one before)- and, as you know, I am a STRONG enforcer of OPSEC.
Me: LOL sure...
Husband: So I went to all their computers that were left unlocked and either googled "blue waffle" and clicked on the image.... OR I went to www.meatspin.com.
Me: Ugh! Gross!
Husband: Well meatspin is not so gross and more loving. I sent all the Jesus freaks who hate the gays to meatspin. They should learn to not leave their shit unlocked.
Me: Is this why sometimes your FB status says that you're gay and love the cock?