Me: I'm going to make an appointment to see a doctor about my hands. It's been like 3 weeks and my knuckles are still all swollen and really painful and my grip strength is really low.
Husband: Well what do you think is wrong with them?
Me: I don't know, I'm only 29, I'm too young for arthritis, and it's not like the gout flares I've had. I just want to make sure it's not something serious so I don't end up with deformed claw hands.
Husband: Ok, but if you end up with claw hands can I wrap them around my junk like a baseball mitt every night?