Sunday, May 19, 2013

On his new gloves

I bought Husband some new gloves with rubberized palms so he can help me pull out the thistles that grow rampant in my flower beds...

Me: Hey I got you some new gloves

Husband: Oooo tell me the pink flowery ones are mine!

Me: No, those are for me- here, yours are black and manly.

Husband: Ooo with a rubberized grip and everything. These will sound AWESOME when I smack your ass!
*SMACK* Yeah, you like that?

Me: You are so weird. You know this is going on the blog, right?

Husband: *SMACK* You know you love it.