I bought Husband some new gloves with rubberized palms so he can help me pull out the thistles that grow rampant in my flower beds...
Me: Hey I got you some new gloves
Husband: Oooo tell me the pink flowery ones are mine!
Me: No, those are for me- here, yours are black and manly.
Husband: Ooo with a rubberized grip and everything. These will sound AWESOME when I smack your ass!
*SMACK* Yeah, you like that?
Me: You are so weird. You know this is going on the blog, right?
Husband: *SMACK* You know you love it.