My husband says a lot of funny shit. He keeps our life interesting!
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Husband: Hey, when I get home can we start only flushing the toilet once a day? Oh, and can we scheduled daily cleanings where no one really cleans it, just sits in it for an hour bull shitting while I'm outside about to poop my pants? I don't want to end up missing this place too bad.