Saturday, May 4, 2013

On May 4th

Me: Are you going to wake your ass up and help me with the yard?

Husband: It's a holiday today!

Me: What holiday?

Husband: May the fourth, of course!

Me: Oh FFS, that's not a real holiday, we've got shit to do.

Husband: LOOK AT MY DOG TAGS! MY RELIGION IS CLEARLY STATED AS "JEDI KNIGHT"! So today is a holiday for my religion.

Me: And when was the last time you attended services?

Husband: Well the next time I'm in Australia or the UK, I'll be sure to go.

Me: But we were in Scotland on our honeymoon and you did not express a desire to go to the church of the Jedi order.... CHECKMATE! ATHEIST!