Lil Fella: In the movie Mulan, she cut her own hair and didn't even get in trouble for it!
1. She was older than you so she can do that and
B. That was freaking China! This is Merica!
If you were in China you'd be putting those little hands to use making shoes right now so unless you want to make Daddy a new pair of Jordans, I would count your blessings and NOT CUT YOUR DAMN HAIR AGAIN!