So the Husband has been home from the Afghanistans and such for almost a year now, and he's been the at home parent since he's been back in school. Today:
Husband: So it took awhile but I finally understand Mother's Day.
Me: Oh do you?
Husband: Yeah, it's not about saying thanks for going through 9 months of pregnancy and labor and delivery and all that bullshit. It's really about saying thanks for not committing infanticide and eating me like a hamster baby.
Me: Good call.