Husband: One of the guys out here asked what I was going to do after I was home for like a month and you realize you don't really like me. I told him I'd probably get punched in the tiny rib a lot.
Me: I like you just fine. Your housekeeping skills on the other hand leave much to be desired.
Husband: I admit, my cleaning skills are pretty weak but you should help me out by telling me what to do.
Me: I guess I'll have to since apparently as a man you are completely incapable of realizing the house is a disaster.
Husband: That's so sexist! That doesn't mean it's not true though...