Monday, May 20, 2013

On ticks

This evening I pulled a tick off Lil Fella. Summer has officially begun.

Me: Where are my tweezers? I need to get a tick off Lil Fella.

Husband: OH GOD! Do you want to check me for ticks?!

Me: Calm down honey, it's just a damn tick.

2 hours later

Husband: I came to the realization while I was in the shower that I really need to lose some weight.

Me: mmm... why's that?

Husband: Because, being a man of my size, it's just dangerous checking myself for ticks!

Me: LOL, why?

Husband: Running into shower doors, smacking your head on sinks... the bathroom is a very dangerous place for a fat man.