This evening I pulled a tick off Lil Fella. Summer has officially begun.
Me: Where are my tweezers? I need to get a tick off Lil Fella.
Husband: OH GOD! Do you want to check me for ticks?!
Me: Calm down honey, it's just a damn tick.
2 hours later
Husband: I came to the realization while I was in the shower that I really need to lose some weight.
Me: mmm... why's that?
Husband: Because, being a man of my size, it's just dangerous checking myself for ticks!
Me: LOL, why?
Husband: Running into shower doors, smacking your head on sinks... the bathroom is a very dangerous place for a fat man.