On my knick knacks

Husband: I was looking at getting you one of those wood cases that have windows and you store crap in them. Like a Hubbel collection or something.

Me: Hummels. It's called a curio cabinet.

Husband: Whatever they are. Those stupid little figures that cost WAY too much. Old people like them though.

Me: And my mom

Husband: Ummmm I wasn't calling your mom old....

Me: mmmhmmm, I'll let her know.

Husband: YOU WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!!