Tuesday, May 21, 2013

On whacking

Husband: So I almost wore a white tshirt to go whack it but then I realized that

  1. It will get grass on it and drive me crazy
  2. In about 2 minutes I'll have sweated so much that it will be transparent and I'll be whackin it in the front yard in a white tshirt contest yelling "LOOK AT MY TITTIES" to the cars driving by.