Tuesday, June 4, 2013

These things happen. ALL THE TIME.

Me: JTFC jerk, did you fall asleep watching porn again?

Husband: *Sndegfohi* NO!

Me: Then why are you sleeping in your chair at 5AM with porn music playing?!

Husband: I fell asleep playing Trivial Pursuit on Xbox- WITH MYSELF! DON'T YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME!!

Me: Oh, I'm judging you. A LOT.