Husband: I had to stop myself from writing Disney an angry email today.
Me: About what this time?
Husband: That damn song they play in between nearly every show- You can be... who you want to be! Be a on a pirate crew or .... something about royalty. I hate it! It's not true! If you're a pirate in real life, something has gone seriously wrong with your life that you're living in Somalia pillaging other boats.
Me: Yeah, it's not really meant to be taken literally honey...
Husband: And royalty?! No! No one just decides to be a princess, you're either born in to that shit or you take it through war. I don't think that's a very good lesson to be teaching our child! If you want to be a princess, start a war and take it!