Husband: So I have this assignment for my class. I have to create a job posting for my dream job and it has to be a legitimate, legal job. I'm having a really hard time with it because, as you know, I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
Me: But you don't have a dream job??
Husband: To be insanely wealthy?
Me: So.... "fuck bitches, get money?"
Husband: LOL, yeah but no. Then we'd have to get a divorce so I'd only fuck bitches and get half my money.