Ol' Beardy

Husband: Hey honey, I just emailed you some SEXY TIME pics of me to tide you over til I get home! :)

(This was the email):

Now come on honey, are you SURE you don't like the beard? I look like a fat Obi-Wan from Episodes 1-3.

You know it's getting you all worked up.

My reply:

I'm not going to say you should shave that off immediately... I'm just going to say it makes your head look like a pumpkin. Love you too