Saturday, April 20, 2013

On Daughters self inflicted hair cut

So this morning daughter fucked up her hair with scissors and gave herself stupid looking bangs. Observe:

Husband: I think we need to embrace her new hair cut.
Me: No, she looks stupid.
Husband: No we need to MOHAWK THAT SHIT! Two days of a fucked up mohawk and I guarantee she'll never touch scissors again.