On being an extra

Husband: Damn! I wish I had known about the casting call for Captain America today!
Me: So you could go stand in the rain/sleet all morning to walk around the streets of Cleveland on camera?
Husband: I think I would make a damn good extra

And then I would get discovered.

And then we'd be rich.

And then all the Hollywood starlets would be trying to get with me.

And then Sandra Bullock would be all "I need you on top of me crushing me right now!"

And then I'd be all "No, I have a wife... oh wait! You're one of my three! Fuck yeah!"

Me: I never got to add a third after Heath Ledger died. That's bullshit.