Thursday, April 25, 2013

On his favorite sandals


Husband: Today is a very sad day that will not be soon forgotten. We all need to have a moment of silence as the world mourns the loss of my nipple shoes. They were great "Jap Slaps" and will probably never be truly replaced. Now I know you're very upset at this news and are probably yelling to the sky like I did "WHY GOD... why?!?!" Just remember I love you very much and I think we can make it through these hard times... Stay strong and if you need to talk I'll be here.

These were the "Nipple Shoes":
I hated them because they shed the little "massaging bumps" all over the floor all the time. Lil Fella was crawling when he first got them and I was constantly taking them away from her.

(This was an email he sent while he was in the 'stan)