Husband: OMG we have a HUGE problem!
Husband: We're all out of cheese sticks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I hardly think that's a crisis.
Husband: I blame Obama and his anti-cheese stick communist agenda! We didn't have a cheese stick shortage 4 years ago!!!
Me: You didn't have a cheese stick addiction 4 years ago.
Husband: Well I did, but I was off fighting HIS war!
Husband: My buddies and I didn't die face down in the muck so he could send our cheese sticks along with our jobs to other countries!!!
Me: Are you done?
Husband: Yeah I guess. So can you stop at the store on the way home and get me some cheese sticks? We're out.