Tuesday, April 16, 2013

On my yarn stash

Me: One of my friends posted this morning that she was out of yarn. I said that was impossible.
Husband: LOL, I think the last words I would ever hear you say are "I'm out of yarn"
Me: I know, right?
Husband: In fact, I should have made the officiant add that to our vows at our wedding. "I vow to love you more than my yarn". But I wouldn't want you to lie in front of god and everyone.
Me: It would be almost as absurd if you said "I'll never watch porn again"